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You'll find that most joke sites cut and paste the same old jokes and leave the errors in until they aren't funny and you feel weird about reading something that isn't even spelled right. Our jokes are great. EMAILWIT AND HUMOR starts out funny and gets funnier the more you read. |
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The Free Joke lists will publish almostanything to meet their deadlines. Think about that, when you must meet deadlines daily, often you'll find trash, insults and prejudice and call them jokes. We never do that to you.. EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR has 1,000 PAGES of political, Microsoft, men/women, religion, children's and other jokes. Jokes you can be proud to tell your friends when they feel down. Yes, laughter is great medicine. And we give you lots of pharmaceutical quality jokes to help cure any situation or illness. |
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We've added animations to make the jokes funnier, even audio files for more entertainment. You'll find our jokes and our layout as something you'll be proud to give your friends as a gift. Although EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is generally meant for an adult audience, it will not be considered offensive to be read by teenagers, even children. You'll hardly find anything vulgar, gross, disgusting, racist, sexist or demeaning to anyone, except blondes. And those are hysterical! |
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Joke lists only deliver... jokes (and usually not good ones either - and generally make you wait agonisingly for each joke to load up!) EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR gives you: Hysterical Jokes, Words of Inspiration, Words of Wisdom, Joke Contest Result, and a lot more. JOKES that you can read any time you want to over and over and share with friends. |
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With EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR, you can read a few jokes every day, or spend several hours reading from start to finish. You can carry them around in your laptop. You can read a new joke a day (twice on Sunday and holidays) …AND STILL NOT FINISH THEM ALL IN A WHOLE YEAR!!!
And the BEST reason for buying EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR instead of getting free jokes from the 'net. EMAIL WIT AND HUMOR is the perfect gift for friends, co-workers, old girlfriends, dumped boyfriends, those in your family, the garbage man for his night with beer and chatting, your famous book group members, and or anyone you know who needs the medicine of laughter. Buy several copies and give them away. You'll become their hero (and I'm not just joking). |
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